I went to a garage night in Camden to see MJ Cole DJ. I got there too early and got tremendously drunk.
I realised I was too drunk to stay before MJ had even turned up, so I headed to leave. I went to the loo on my out.
While at the urinal I turned to the guy next to me and realised who he was.
"Are you MJ Cole? Oh my god, I’m such a fan, love your mixes and totally love your productions. You’re a real inspiration" all slurred at the urinal, both of us cocks in hand and mid-stream.
He said “Cheers” before adding, “I won’t shake your hand.”