Did I ever tell you about the time....

I stole nuts from The Dirty Pretty Things

I once worked in a student union bar that hosted a free Dirty Pretty Things gig. After the show, I went into their dressing room (which was just a box room behind the DJ booth) to clean up. They’d left their rider completely untouched apart from a bottle of Jack Daniels. There was also a pint of piss in the corner.

I made off with a slice of pizza, a dozen cans of Diet Coke and a family size bag of KP Nuts (salted).

I decided to leave the piss where it was.

by Joe R

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   it’s more fun if you steal...there. sure, they get annoyed sometimes, but that’s part

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    hahahahahaha!!!!

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