Did I ever tell you about the time....

Graham Coxon told me about his bowel movements.

I saw Graham Coxon having a cigarette outside of The Cluny in Newcastle, where he was playing that evening, and I bumbled over to him to get him to sign a couple of CDs.

‘How’s the tour going so far?’ I nervously offered.

‘All right, I had a curry in Nottingham last night, it’s given me the shits!’

This derailed any further conversation.

by Ben Lowes Smith

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